Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Celebrating July Fourth, Jewishly

Interesting column in the Forward this week, A Fourth of Jew-ly Celebration, in which the writer shows a Jewish connection to the events of 1776.

But I've always been more intrigued with connections that can be made now. For instance, we had a halachic debate at minyan the other day as to whether morning minyan should take place at the usual time of 7:30 on Friday this week, or at the designated holiday time of 9 AM. Friday is July 3, but it has been declared a day off for many workers. So we made a few calls to our Friday regulars and it was decided that most preferred the regular weekday start time.

Such is the confusion when July 4 falls on a non work day - a Saturday. But there are other interesting halachic dilemmas. So, with Independence Day coinciding with our day of Interdependence, Shabbat, I am reprinting here, as a public service, some key halachic opinions from the archives:


This year, Independence Day coincides with Shabbat. I’ve done some research to see what Jewish practices are in order, and came across a little known rabbinic source related to “Ethics of the Fathers,” called “Ethics of the Uncles.” There I found the following, attributed to “Dod Sh’muel,” or “Sam, the Uncle.”

The relevant section is embedded in a chapter entitled, “DOD SHMUEL’S TOP TEN LISTS.” WHEN JULY 4 COINCIDES WITH SHABBAT, THE FOLLOWING ARE ADDED TO REGULAR SABBATH PRACTICE:

1) We begin the Shabbat with not 2, but 3 candles. The third is to be lit by remote control from a safe vantage point at least 100 feet away.

2) At the Sabbath meal, 2 hallot are served, each with apple pie filling.

3) Cookouts are allowed, as long as the charcoals are lit before sunset and the food is prepared beforehand. In other words, cookouts are not allowed.

4) It is customary to sing Adon Olam to the tune of “Yankee Doodle Dandy.”

5) When reciting the Amida, instead of facing Jerusalem, we face Washington D.C. Or if Joe Lieberman is in town, we simply face him.

6) When walking around with the Torah, it is customary for the cantor and rabbi to do a do-si-do with the president, singing “Turkey in the Straw.”

7) At the beginning of the Torah reading, the Gabbai (sexton) shouts, “Play Ball” and the reader takes the yad (pointer) and tries to knock a knish out of the park.

8) The popular Shabbat afternoon dish known as cholent, featuring simmering vegetables and chunks of meat, is pureed so that all the items blend together and then simmered in a melting pot.

9) NASCAR runs the “Shabbat 500.” Precisely at sundown, all the drivers get out of their cars and run for the finish line.

10) Finally, for one day of the year, Lubavitch Hasidim replace their furry streumels with red and white striped top hats, and then go around to Jews imploring, “We want YOU.”

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